双语：20句加菲猫爆笑经典语录

　　现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。

　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

　　The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

　　成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)。

　　聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

　　要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

　　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

　　Money is not everything. There' s MasterCard & Visa.

　　Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

　　每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人.。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

　　When two's company, three's the result!

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

　　努力工作不会导致死亡！ 不过我不会用自己去证明。

　　钞票不是万能的 ，有时还需要信用卡。

　　服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

　　要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

　　爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

　　工作好有意思耶！ 尤其是看着别人工作。

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

　　The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

　　Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

加菲猫

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

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